Maybe you should try plan "D" for Dumbass

Hellos, I'm Dave. Texan who loves everything.

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I'm a crazy multi-shipper~

I mean it wasn't just Dave mocking her, it was everyone in her dream. It didn't feel like it was because he was who he was. It wasn't to be mean or anything, his line to Rachel wasn't even mean so
Anonymous

I did not watch it lol I’m just going by facial expression and that I know Rachel had a nightmare.

It’s more just, wow that’s random but this is Glee we’re talking about

I mean. Let’s not show how Dave is doing or give an update on him let’s bring him back for a nightmare sequence and then never mention it again as per the norm

all-the-other-urls-are-taken:

"I’d love to not have to go to school like you!"

No. You’d love to not have to go to school but still be 100% healthy and able to function, and not worry about schoolwork or exams or qualifications or your future, and be able to go out and do fun things with your friends instead, and still having the physical capabilities to be able to go back to school if you wanted.

They are NOT the same thing.

mervley:

"Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?"
"Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation."

tags → #LOL #Hanar #Mass Effect 

xekstrin:

andatlastiletitgo:

hmspoofta:

"Love is an Open Door" proposal

this was the cutest thing ever omg 

SMOOTH AS FUCK

klefable:

Teenage boys can learn some self control. Like if you can’t focus in math class because some girl is wearing a tank top, that’s your issue- not hers. Distracting is screaming the frozen soundtrack the top of your lungs, not dressing the way you wanna dress.
It’s also perfectly okay to be offended if someone is staring at you or undressing you with their eyes because you’re showing some skin to keep cool. Shockingly, girls are actual people with actual different comfort zones!!!!
It’s ridiculous to tell girls they can’t dress a certain way because boys can’t handle themselves, and also ridiculous to think that someone deserves less respect because of how they dress. Yes, I’ll live, but I’ll live in continuous annoyance of how stupid this whole argument is.

(Source: jb-essril)

cklookshuman:

MASS EFFECT BOMBARDMENT!!! 


Garrus / Krogan By : Meesh
Mordin / Thane By me! 
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GARRUS: TEE | TANK | PILLOW
KROGAN: TEE | TANK | PILLOW
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MORDIN: TEE | POSTER
THANE: TEE | POSTER

Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Anonymous

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

tags → #LOL #Chris Evans 

Everyone LOVES the vanguard class but in just. Ehhhh

Adept is my favorite so far. But I’ve only played 3. I also liked soldier a lot. SO ONE WOULD THINK put them together and glory. But. No. Though, I think I like adept so much cause I picked carnage for Sara and I love watching things explode

In multiplayer though, played as an asari vanguard for a couple missions and. No. Back to adept human

Maybe when I have more character options I’ll try again

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