Maybe you should try plan "D" for Dumbass

Hellos, I'm Dave. Texan who loves everything.

Here you will find Supernatural, Pokemon, Disney, Animals, Video Games, Actors I'm in love with, and then just whatever else strikes my fancy.

Current obsession: Mass Effect.

I'm a crazy multi-shipper~

Kurt: “Dave what are you doing?”

Dave: “Sitting here with my cat and covered in yarn.”

Kurt: “That sounds really gay.”

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Kurt: “OOOOW. OOOOW WHAT’S UP MY BUTT?”

Dave: “…uhhhm.”

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Kurt: “I got turned on by girl abs last week.”

Dave: “Someones pent up.”

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Dave: -whispers- “Pirates.”

Kurt: “What? What did you just whisper at me?”

Dave: “I said PIRATES.”

Kurt: “Oh. I thought… -whispers- Pilates~”